markssailingthecrisscolfership:
omfg Megan its usand so I discover why my generation is so weird
I will not never reblog
hey, look, that’s me too!
God, I love Steve.
(Source: skyerockett, via electrobolt)
(via sanguinii)
This has been a Han Solo’s ass appreciation post.
You’re welcome.
Are you a nerd who likes falling asleep to white noise?
Here’s 24 hours of the Star Trek TNG Enterprise at idle, for your sleeping pleasure.
Sleep soundly, dear ones.
(via wilwheaton)
My life. Welcome to it.
(Source: thatfancyshit, via wilwheaton)
| Woman: | Can I have birth control? |
|---|---|
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | Well, why can't I have birth control? |
| Government: | Because. Sex isn't for recreation. |
| Woman: | It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways. |
| Government: | Too bad. |
| Man: | For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control? |
| Government: | Do you have a penis? |
| Man: | YES, YES I DO!! |
| Government: | WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! |
| Government: | But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want. |
| Woman: | But- |
| Government: | Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. |
I have the pin he’s wearing. :D
(Source: abbeyroadnw)
OH MY LOINS.
(Source: forbeatlesblue)
(Source: forbeatlesblue)
(via electrobolt)
(via pimpleblood)
YUP.
(Source: fuckinghiddleston, via pimpleblood)
EPIC. TRULY EPIC.
(Source: tragossospricht, via ascandalofbaskervillefall)
